Geek: Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music....

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 17:11 - United States

Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

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By StupidBerk - 17/09/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2017 20:00

Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

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By Thewatcher - 22/10/2014 08:09 - Mauritius

Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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RachelBerry_fml 5

Monday 8 November 2010 22:40

stupid ass friends

CoachLlama 5

Monday 8 November 2010 22:56

Guess what kind of friend you have? The kind you don't need.

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TechFire 25

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:52

lol 21st century hippie

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:57

Malwarebytes antimalware software can probably clear that up.

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:27

And if for some reason Malwarebytes doesn't catch it, try AVG.

Woody95_fml 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:09

That's what passwords are for dumbass hahahaha

bindingfame 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:15

C that's y u minimize let ur friends do that, I won't let my friends near anythin that needs 2 download w/o my permission or my doin. I'm not stupid lik that my laptop hasn't got infected yet and I hav had it 4 bout 3 years now

brainwerx 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 5:36

get a real OS and you won't have that problem.

AtomicShit 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 6:44

And what exactly would that be

valri3 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:55

I am glad to say that I have the best firewall eva! Yeah!

ReignBeauxLord 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 8:06

get a MacBook bitch

restythestar 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:11

NEVER lend your friend your computer.

wellardgerrard 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:54

Stupid friend. What cheapskate, won't pay 99 cents or 79p for a song. It ***** up the music business.

QWERTYCommander 5

Wednesday 10 November 2010 1:34

Because everyone knows that downloading 4 individual songs will get the repo men to pay a visit to Lady Gaga's mansion. Tool shed.

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:17

You should have known better, so you deserve it. Make your friend fix your computer.

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