Animals: Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have...

By fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By stupiddrunk - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I walked out into my backyard. As I did so, my dogs ran past me, slamming the sliding door off its track. I went to catch it, and knocked the bird cage over. To complete the fumble, as I turned to catch the bird cage, I stepped in a dog turd. I wasn't wearing shoes. We're all okay, but… FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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By muffins69 - 18/09/2010 02:34 - United States

Today, I untied the rope that was tied to my dog's collar because it was wrapped around the tree choking him. He immediately ran off down the street. I had to chase him barefoot in my boxers for 20 minutes till he got tired. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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girlnxdoor 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:32

now you know how your poor dogs feel, that is the most epic form of karma. you most certainly deserved it!

Battledog5006 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 9:18

well if they didn't have their collars they'd get lost and end up in a shelter or dead

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dealerdon 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:31

way to go dumb dumb maybe you'll atop using then on your dogs now

Jaykayfu 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 10:36

LMFAO

DaniPickles 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:22

**** YOU YOUR HARMING LIVE CREATURES

kaylaamariee 9

Wednesday 19 January 2011 15:10

If you want to be taken seriously, I'd suggest taking Justin Beiber off of your profile. XD

DaniPickles 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:25

Think of it in reverse. You had to wear an electric collar and be shocked for not bring obedient...sad right? yeah.

perdix 29

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:34

Can someone write the Baha Men and tell them to STFU because we now have the answer?

JanisEvans 10

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:44

Animal abuse aside (and yes, it makes you a douche): how did you get the collars from inside when they were already on the dogs?

rockarolln89 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 11:46

Oh Jesus H Christ, it's not cruel. Dogs have a higher pain tolerance than humans. All they get is a good buzz. If they were so awful and unethical they would've been banned. Besides, you can adjust the intensity so you won't cause any actual damage to the dog. After a while, you don't even need to turn it on anymore because they know where they shouldn't go. As for the FML... funny, and yea you deserved it ahaha!