Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Well, be glad that it was only one, were we live they come in swarms.
MindFreakazoid 10
He's gotta do what he's gotta do.
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Comments (102)
Leslier_fml 4
I bet you wont leave your sunroof open again.
TrueTriage 16
Just a guess and correct me if I'm wrong. But you played mass effect I take it?
dwc2134 5
Your truck has a sunroof? Fancy.
FML_14u2c 14
You need a sunroof that tilts for situations like that. Lesson learned OP... Be glad that someone didn't jump in your car and steal it, or it's contents.
thisismeFMLing 0
okay
baseballguy06 0
catch it and tame it.
ZeusWarrior 8
Damn seagulls Luxury of living in Cali I hate it !!!
Brilliant66star 17
Most of us can get away with that. FYL.
piink_ninja 4
Was it Steven seagull?
katheo21 0
Jaisvnskelahv was just about to say that
kicker42 0
HA!!
MissMisc3 7
Thank you for that; your comment had me laughing hysterically. XD
BangBang703 0
Atleast it didn't rain