Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
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Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML
Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML
Today, my husband and mother started supplementing my newborn son with formula, because they are such control freaks and don't like my son getting attached to me. He was doing very well while exclusively breastfed according to the doctor. But it looks like my happiness or my son's well-being is of zero importance. FML
Today, while I took a short nap, my husband thought it would be a good idea to give our 9 month-old a shake with a whole milk base, despite being told several times he can’t digest it. Later, while we were out and about, he threw up. I rode home in the backseat with the baby, covered in it. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
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silentbabydeer 10
She’s completely wrong for that!! It’s not for her or anyone else.....it’s for a baby! Wtf is she thinking in her head?
Krystal.xo 12
Noooo !!! all that liquid gold !!!
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Comments (37)
Meghan Pappas 7
I'm sorry but the wife is a c u n t!
BrotherPhil 35
No, they're pleasant, popular, and life-giving.
onceuponatime456 16
If your brother doesn't have any children yet tell him to get rid of the idiot! I sure would not want that near any of my kids! Definitely would NOT breed with it!
simcityguy09 19
Well, looks like she’s breastfeeding your kid.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Now THAT is a titty twister.
weeping_willow 25
What the hell type of person does that?? You have every right to be pissed about this. I mean, I am, and it’s not even my situation. FYL, OP.
Leviathene 34
Pumping was so difficult for me so I can imagine how it felt to have someone throw it out behind your back.
ARISKomuniszt 24
That is gross......... gross profit for the companies manufacturing formula!
tounces7 28
Your brother married a horrid self-centered bitch.
mkcherry 14
I'd have slapped her. I'm not saying its the right thing to do, but I'd have slapped her. Breastmilk is so difficult / time consuming to get out and what did they feed your son after destroying all of his milk? They could have seriously hurt him.
NirvanaLove 21
bitch.