Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Today, I watched our very clever cat turn on our oven with ease. I now fear for my children's lives. FML
Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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iSmellNice 2
At least the child wasn't in there
littlerock_fml 0
Poor baby
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Comments (371)
Zhejan 0
Seriously guys, what's so bunny about this FML?
scaj 0
i just cant imagine this, personally i have never turned on a oven before looking inside, not checking but at least glancing at the "window", also i have a hard time imagining a animal be so quiet and calm inside a small box whit an unusual smell that you wouldn't notice, even before turning it on, if you like me, have the oven in the kitchen you would also have noticed some movement and/or noise while preparing whatever you where cooking. to sum it up, fake.
Christina21 2
Poor Rabbit.
radioactivesoup 0
Nah, he wouldn't be. Hitler was terribly fond of animals; he was a vegetarian and everything. Now, if it had been a baby in the oven instead, he would be quite pleased.
Zichi 0
Wow **** you. 1.) For letting your child have a pet when he is clearly too young or just an idiot. 2.) For not having the common sense to look in the oven. 3.) For not watching your kids and telling them that you dont put animals in the oven. I would put YDI, but that rabbit shouldnt have died like that.
loverslanex3 0
oh my god...
Person1233 13
Because telling your child not to put your pet in the oven is the first thing I'm going to tell my children...
lisaloise 3
RIGHT ON! XD lawl
Zichi 0
how is that even remotely funny?? You are a ****** up person if you like watching a cat suffer like that.
monkji10 0
I thought it was a rabbit dumbass
McTrollerton 0
He's adding his own story dumbass.
kevind23 0
You should put your kids in the oven too! :D
barlessprison 16
Learn to read. It was a rabbit.
avoidthegirl 6
Way to jump to stupid conclusions. Not every oven has a window on it, nor do people generally hang around the oven and wait for it to heat up. If your kitchen was on the first floor and you were upstairs doing something there's no way in HELL you would hear anything going on. To sum it up, you're an idiot.
Slackness 10
Agreed, any sane person always checks the pre-heat shelf height or you spend time defeating the purpose of heating the oven whilst the door is open. UNLESS... you secretly wanted to kill the rabbit... but personally i would have gutted and skinned it 1st and added some red wine, shallots, garlic and rosemary (*Rosemary is now to be referred to as the smashed brains of the next door neighbours wife, for she in a passed tense was Rosemary).
pipsqueak2099 0
Women these days can't even do their job in the kitchen correctly. :P