Miscellaneous: Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing...

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 20:00

Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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GenevieveL 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

Gross. Clean your room.

athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

Comments

blastvortex 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:32

That reminds me of something my sis did when she came back during spring break one year. She grabbed a container of OJ out of the fridge assuming that it was fresh and was rewarded with a nice glob of mold in her mouth. Yum! She gagged for a good portion of the day after that... YDI, btw.

Aldebaran_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:37

If you´re not dead is not an FML......(j/k)

lmaoatyourlife 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:43

Who leaves milk out for a week? Pure filth so.. YDI.

thetraveler_fml 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:52

OP, either you made this up or there is nothing inside of your skull. Did it really take you that long to figure out what that smell was? I should hope not.

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:57

pig

AnthonyD86 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:03

ok it smelled bad right? What about the fact that the new glass would be cold/warm and the one sitting there was perfectly room temperature? I call fake. either that or your a moron and deserved it.

misspeg 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:04

wait...who said the milk was chocolate???

popemichael 9

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:11

Clean your damn room you pig. What are you, 12? YDI.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:16

YDI for being a *****!! How do I know she is a *****? Sherlock Holmes on the case! The only way one can not notice a glass of milk on the night table for a week is if they haven't slept in their bed for 5 or 6 nights. She must have been bouncing from bed to bed while the milk was rotting, therefore, *****! Case closed.