Health: Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your...

By DaggerHole - 06/03/2014 14:54 - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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Unpleasant, but clean

By deathparty352 - 12/10/2019 04:00

Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 10:35 - Philippines

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 12:00 - United States

Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 17:44 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

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It's fine, I'll walk

By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.

metallica_wins 20

Thursday 6 March 2014 17:59

Wax, definitely should've waxed.

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mooman36 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:17

Try using baby powder. It might help, it might not but at least you'll smell nice.

GIGA_IMPACT 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:19

Solution: wax on.. Wax off

Nilorak 24

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:20

What what

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:32

hairy butt!

iAlissa 34

Thursday 6 March 2014 20:54

Not anymore, 36! Sounds like he now has a case of cactus butt!

Nilorak 24

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:14

You took it too far.

iAlissa 34

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:32

Damn.

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 7 March 2014 0:24

no she didn't

Nilorak 24

Friday 7 March 2014 4:36

I was wrong, am I forgiven?

akorpija 12

Friday 7 March 2014 6:52

*Butters' voice* In the butt!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:21

Could have been worse. Could have been your nutsack

SausageWaffles 4

Friday 7 March 2014 1:32

u should probably just shave ur balls anyways....

sistagal 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:24

Honestly this post has T M I

mageepaigeee44 15

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:37

Half the posts on this website are way worse.

Crazynocatlady 22

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:50

FML is not for the faint hearted.

JaneChemi_fml 21

Thursday 6 March 2014 21:05

You're obviously new here. welcome to FML, you dont get a fruit basket but you do get to know way too much about a stranger's life. Enjoy your stay

asdfswimmer 3

Friday 7 March 2014 3:23

I believe you are thinking of tumblr #39

JaneChemi_fml 21

Thursday 13 March 2014 9:22

it may be the internet in general 76

inakatoots 5

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:46

How do you verify that the dare was completed?

Soloman212 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:47

Full moon.

Sassie8810 9

Friday 7 March 2014 4:40

Dirty hearts.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:54

I would never shave my ass hair on a dare. On a bet maybe, but never on a dare.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:55

you didn't assume there would be stubble? did you learn nothing from your face?

JMichael 25

Thursday 6 March 2014 18:56

Itches like a mother ****** huh?

kittie77 10

Thursday 6 March 2014 19:09

Ouch! Don't accept dares until you think of the consequence xD

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