Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I treated myself to an hour long massage. Halfway through, I mumbled, “Thank you” to the masseuse and, without thinking, added, “I love you.” There was a long pause. Then she patted my head and whispered, “You’re welcome.” FML
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
All that matters is that you love them long time.
Bonngoo 34
"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate
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Comments (48)
gary8082 14
OP's ignorance is too beaucoup!
amkaye1017 3
When I was younger I watched Beavis and Butthead. I told boys in my class I would spank their monkey. Luckily they didn't know what it meant either.
snarkytruth 37
Too funny. My nephew used to go around the house clueless shouting cornholeo! Have to wonder if when they did learn what it meant they remembered you saying it. We've all it our foot in our mouth when it comes to sexual references. More than once usually. Thanks for sharing I enjoyed the chuckle.
Shade1982 21
This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. Love that movie :P, almost mandatory in the military :).
shortunicorn 10
"Get on your knees and choke yourself" "No, not with your hands. My hands!" My brother loves this movie
BlackBoyFly 11
I saw a comment on the scene of the movie on YouTube with a similar explination. I'm assuming it was you.
interesting33 37
I thought it was from the Big Hit
pedrorocks 7
FML of the week if not month, awesome
ixschmidt 13
You really had no idea what "me so horny " meant? Or "love you long time" I'm inclined to think you go to a special school with special busses.
ZDRANO 9
You're an idiot
ZaiopePerSe 15
First off, how have you not seen full metal jacket? Secondly, that's just more reason to keep saying it.