By Imdeadlmaokillme - 22/03/2016 20:47 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

All that matters is that you love them long time.

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Bonngoo 34

"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate

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gary8082 14

OP's ignorance is too beaucoup!

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amkaye1017 3

When I was younger I watched Beavis and Butthead. I told boys in my class I would spank their monkey. Luckily they didn't know what it meant either.

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snarkytruth 37

Too funny. My nephew used to go around the house clueless shouting cornholeo! Have to wonder if when they did learn what it meant they remembered you saying it. We've all it our foot in our mouth when it comes to sexual references. More than once usually. Thanks for sharing I enjoyed the chuckle.

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Shade1982 20

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun. Love that movie :P, almost mandatory in the military :).

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shortunicorn 10

"Get on your knees and choke yourself" "No, not with your hands. My hands!" My brother loves this movie

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BlackBoyFly 11

I saw a comment on the scene of the movie on YouTube with a similar explination. I'm assuming it was you.

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pedrorocks 7

FML of the week if not month, awesome

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ixschmidt 13

You really had no idea what "me so horny " meant? Or "love you long time" I'm inclined to think you go to a special school with special busses.

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ZaiopePerSe 15

First off, how have you not seen full metal jacket? Secondly, that's just more reason to keep saying it.

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