Sex, Movies and Intimacy: Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long...

By Imdeadlmaokillme - 22/03/2016 20:47 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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By Crucible101 - 24/08/2020 08:07

Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML

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By Charlatan126 - 03/02/2021 05:00 - United States - Hilliard

Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML

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By The Fishing Pole - 15/06/2017 18:00

Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML

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By Crumpet - 25/06/2010 07:08 - Canada

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:38

All that matters is that you love them long time.

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Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:40

"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate

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CrassKal 27

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:27

What the mother ****?

CrassKal 27

Wednesday 23 March 2016 21:48

Damn, I knew I should've put quotation marks around it. Oh well.

dutchy86 20

Wednesday 23 March 2016 17:17

lack of education if you never seen the movie.

Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 17:57

My wife had that engraved in my wedding ring... God I love her

Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:04

Profile pic is the proof

chicagossirish 7

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:15

Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball though a garden hose

Publikwerks 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:06

But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

brucee1119 8

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:46

You poor dumbass.

capnjacksparrow 7

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:52

I too use words I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:00

ydi love you long time! (hahaha)

mdavis0529 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 23:03

What is your major malfunction?!?!?

JosephKorso 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 1:30

Maybe don't say phrases that you don't know the meaning of? I mean, Basic Stuff to Know 101.

SaintGoobers 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 3:33

"What can I get for Three dollars?" Anything you want ;) Love that movie.

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