Falling

By Kassy - 16/05/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I treated myself to an hour long massage. Halfway through, I mumbled, “Thank you” to the masseuse and, without thinking, added, “I love you.” There was a long pause. Then she patted my head and whispered, “You’re welcome.” FML
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Yudith 25

Aren't those massage therapists who respond to what you intended to say instead of what you said awesome?

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FluffythePink 23

Massage therapists are used to all the noises and the really good ones are used to random things coming out of their clients mouths. The fact she accepted it so nicely says she understands your genuine appreciation for her skills. I've been using massage to help with chronic pain for a couple of years now and if you ask what their funny stories are, you generally end up having a right giggle.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sounds like you're in with a chance of having many happy endings in the future.

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Yudith 25

Aren't those massage therapists who respond to what you intended to say instead of what you said awesome?

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FluffythePink 23

Massage therapists are used to all the noises and the really good ones are used to random things coming out of their clients mouths. The fact she accepted it so nicely says she understands your genuine appreciation for her skills. I've been using massage to help with chronic pain for a couple of years now and if you ask what their funny stories are, you generally end up having a right giggle.

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