Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML
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Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I treated myself to an hour long massage. Halfway through, I mumbled, “Thank you” to the masseuse and, without thinking, added, “I love you.” There was a long pause. Then she patted my head and whispered, “You’re welcome.” FML
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Today, I told my best friend that there was a time that I loved her, then told her it was today, yesterday, last week, last month, last year, and listed several years before that, etc. Her response? "Wow, I can't believe we've known each other that long." FML
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
All that matters is that you love them long time.
Bonngoo 34
"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate
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itzzzzz_alpop 12
That, OP, is why I use Urban Dictionary!
oldsaltydawg 12
LOL ahhh kids crack me up
Bunnyluver 20
I did something like that. In 5th grade, I learned what sperm and eggs were. My teacher left out the sex part. Well, another teacher asked us to write a paper on why we're special and I said how lucky of a sperm I was. Only a month ago did I think back on that and realized how embarrassing that was lol...
sleepybill 10
I love that movie one of them also says " me sucky sucky" or something like that
Kendrick_IX 11
I thought it was from Warcraft when you click on the Orc a bunch of times
Hellblazer_Sith 25
No it’s from Little Britain.
sarahcroy20 12
Why would you say something that you don't even know what it means?