snydeeli000
Kent, United States
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Cat Fight
United States
Happy Caturday
Today, my cats started fighting again. Normally, I let them, because it's the only exercise they get. But this time one of my cats sliced the other's nose, and he responded by pinning her and nearly choking her to death. When I ran in to stop them, they teamed up against me. Ah, somethin' don't feel too good… FML
Yudith
The Lovecats
Today, my two cats, who I'm slowly easing into being together, seem to like the fight they had yesterday. My older cat goes to my new cat's room to mew until I open the door, then lunges at my new cat, and my new cat goes to the barrier until he sees my old cat, and they start their shenanigans again. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
The cliché
Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
Help
United States
Caturday surprise
Today, there are two cats in my basement that won't stop fighting. Loudly. I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. FML
Anonymous
Norden, Germany
Work together!
Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML
Foreigner Fail
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Help
United States
Happy Fourth of July
Today, I tried to comfort my cats from fireworks. Problem is, I also have really sensitive hearing, so fireworks are distressing to me as well. My cats didn't take kindly to me being distressed and just became more irritable. They took their irritability out on me. Now I look like I fought a bear or something. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
unloved
Also great baby name suggestions
Today, my boyfriend has trained my three cats to respond to "Fart Cat", "Little Shit", and "Lumpy Butt" as well as their actual names. I'd be less annoyed if all three didn't adore him and sit on his lap every day. FML
Mishka
United States
Cat fight
Today, we got a new kitten, and my older cat is not happy. I just learned that my fiance doesn't interfere when they fight. He says watching my old fat cat chase the kitten is the funniest thing he's seen all month. FML
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aimbug 42
You're one of them now.
saba_ajira 29
Create your own hiss to break up the fight
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_caitlyn992 6
Wait, this isn't normal? I can tell mine by the pitter-patter of their feet on the ground, and their purrs!
gichikku 14
Same here! I know their meows, which is walking on my back when I'm laying down, which one I'm petting in the dark due to the feeling of their fur. My boyfriend doesn't know how it's possible but he's never had cats lol.
Rababco 29
#29 My two cats have very different meows. One almost growls while she meows to show she's irritated/angry and the only other time she usually cries is when she knows she's about to get treats. The other cat has a higher-pitched meow that sounds more like a cry or squeak and he is also much more vocal than the other cat; you can even meow and he'll meow back, like a conversation.
cheshireau 26
I know the individual calls of my birds so I know who's calling out and who starts fights for the high perch.
juggalo2 22
Who cares? Unless you are right on top of the cats you can't punish the "instigator" immediately which renders any training / correction moot.
Dommon 7
you're in the pack meow
Calingaladha 21
Well...which one hiss it?
Stxsyh 30
I have 11 cats and recognise individual sounds.
amberdea404 28
Always step in to become the 'dominate' cat. It usually works to subdue them.
Stxsyh 30
I have 11 cats and recognised individual sounds so it's definitely easier to tell who start the fight and who is meowing behind the door. Ran out of time to edit my previous one, lol.
iseebearbears 27
That's actually awesome!
CTeden 7
Sounds more like you're winning at life. You can understand your cats.