snydeeli000
Kent, United States
Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Cat Fight
United States
Happy Caturday
Today, my cats started fighting again. Normally, I let them, because it's the only exercise they get. But this time one of my cats sliced the other's nose, and he responded by pinning her and nearly choking her to death. When I ran in to stop them, they teamed up against me. Ah, somethin' don't feel too good… FML
Yudith
The Lovecats
Today, my two cats, who I'm slowly easing into being together, seem to like the fight they had yesterday. My older cat goes to my new cat's room to mew until I open the door, then lunges at my new cat, and my new cat goes to the barrier until he sees my old cat, and they start their shenanigans again. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
The cliché
Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML
Help
United States
Caturday surprise
Today, there are two cats in my basement that won't stop fighting. Loudly. I'm trying to sleep, if you don't mind. FML
Anonymous
Norden, Germany
Work together!
Today, our cats got in a serious fight about the rights to some prime mousing territory. The territory in question? Our kitchen. FML
Foreigner Fail
Jackson Galaxy moment
Today, I meowed at my cat and he got really close to me. I then meowed again and he punched me in the face. Them's fightin' words, it seems. FML
Help
United States
Happy Fourth of July
Today, I tried to comfort my cats from fireworks. Problem is, I also have really sensitive hearing, so fireworks are distressing to me as well. My cats didn't take kindly to me being distressed and just became more irritable. They took their irritability out on me. Now I look like I fought a bear or something. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
unloved
Also great baby name suggestions
Today, my boyfriend has trained my three cats to respond to "Fart Cat", "Little Shit", and "Lumpy Butt" as well as their actual names. I'd be less annoyed if all three didn't adore him and sit on his lap every day. FML
Mishka
United States
Cat fight
Today, we got a new kitten, and my older cat is not happy. I just learned that my fiance doesn't interfere when they fight. He says watching my old fat cat chase the kitten is the funniest thing he's seen all month. FML
Top comments
aimbug 42
You're one of them now.
saba_ajira 29
Create your own hiss to break up the fight
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Comments (57)
bunbaka 14
Don't worry, your transformation is just beginning...
Glcarr7 10
Why is this an fml?
derpyshy 16
I've learned the same thing. One doesn't hiss, one lets out ungodly banshee shrieks and one growl/hisses. The latter is the instigator, the little buttmunch.
NYGiants1925 22
You might need some time outside of your house...
whitedesi 10
Thats what you get for having cats
Nissi 17
I see nothing wrong with that.
Roadmaster6k 6
Truthfully it's not a bad thing being a cat owner.
worldclassrager 41
I don't see an issue with this...
Dominus101 20
I forsee a Crazy Cat Lady in the making, breaking up catfights is dangerous don't get scratched up OP
DontBeRude 14
This is not a FYL. YDI (in a good way) because you're a great cat owner who cares enough to learn your kitties well! I applaud you, OP.