Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, I was cleaning my bathroom, and accidentally spilled bleach, ruining my shower curtain, rugs, and towels. While attempting to wipe up the bleach, I knocked over a bottle of shower cleaner. It read, "WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH BLEACH." I still can't go in the house. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML
Today, I learned one of life's great lessons: it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
omg like YDI for killing bugs and ******* up the natural balance of the world! support PETA 4 lyf No really, but bleach? Did you not have anything to hit them with or something?
zodak 0
leasson learned
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Comments (120)
candacemae88 0
bleach bath :)
bonezowns 0
owned by bug
Zacham 5
rubbing alcohol works better it suffocates them. that or just use bug spray. bleach is to messy
xfrshkddx_fml 0
ydi for using bleach to kill a bug.
MeyMeyChan 6
Omg. Dontcha hate when that happens? I always end up spilling bleak all over my face. ): Not cool.. Those sneaky bugs are ninjas...
MeyMeyChan 6
Blah. Typo. Bleach*
xPlasticrevolver 0
I used to do this all the time and then I asked my sister to do it once. I did it for teh lulz.
littlebirdy_55 0
what? this is exactly the same as the other one. did you actually think people wouldn't notice. YDI for being a retard.
Darkflyer726 0
Oh my ******* God, you are IDIOTS! Anyone ever hear of BUGSPRAY?!?!
seks_fml 0
Your a jerk. poor bugs. u deserve ıt.
fairygirl88 5
wow. just wow. did ur parents drop u when u were little?