what434
United States
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
stupid^2
Got a screw loose
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
joy
United States
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Anonymous
Soiled
Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML
namehere34
United States
Make it til you fake it
Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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Gobsnoglin 0
Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!
astro_plastic 0
Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.
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Comments (180)
buggybeauty 0
@42 hahaha. I admit my stupid error and concur.
Crysta_fml 3
Then get it out of the trap, this method is also known as physics... what are you whining about? o_O
CharliePoops 0
I think OP kinda knew that this was gonna get 11000 YDI's.
ferrarimach1 0
ydi wow you fail harder then any blonde no offense to you blondes out there btw what made you think it was a good idea to do that
LilaBear 2
That sucks, but it's actually not that hard to get the earring back. You can either turn off the water yourself and pull apart the plumbing under the sink (most bathroom sinks have cupboards underneath where you can access the piping) and it's almost a sure bet the earring will be sitting in the bottom of the U-bend. Otherwise if you don't trust yourself to do it, get a plumber.
yottskry 0
@142. Why would you need to turn the water off to open the U-Bend/trap? Just turn the tap off, put a bowl under to catch anything left in the trap and unscrew it! I have no idea why the OP is making such a big deal of this anyway!
phatdaddy 0
Mostly a precaution in case you live with retards that would wash their hands while someone has their head under the sink... based on the OP's judgement, I'd say it's likely the case for her.
amoneyx 0
:D
Zebidee 9
This takes about fifteen seconds to fix. Most traps these days don't even need tools to undo them, you can just unscrew them by hand.
blastvortex 4
Here's more proof that "common sense" really isn't all that common.
phatdaddy 0
Today, I learned to open the door before entering a house.... Just as obvious.
aljotock 0
get a plumber to take the sink trap off. it'll still be in there, no worries' xx
phatdaddy 0
A plumber just to take the trap off? Would you call a mechanic to install child seats in your car, too?