what434
United States
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Anonymous
The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
LizGo
Greenville, United States
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Time to get a lock
Today, I learned it's not safe to take a bath if my aunt is staying over, because apparently she was never taught the "Knock before you enter" rule if the bathroom door is closed. FML
stupid^2
Got a screw loose
Today, I did something you never ever should do. I removed the screw in the shower drain. What I didn't know was that it's impossible to know if the shower will leak afterwards. I just wanted to properly clean the drain. FML
joy
United States
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Anonymous
Soiled
Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML
namehere34
United States
Make it til you fake it
Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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Gobsnoglin 0
Or if you do put them on over the sink, put the stopper in the sink first!
astro_plastic 0
Well I hope it impales a goldfish in a gutter somewhere so at least someone can look fierce in them.
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marc33 0
shit. failed!
da_prince 0
u would think that's common sense. did u get them back?
spartan_girl 0
that sucks OP. I did the same thing once when I was a kid (with a brand new pair of diamond earrings my grandma had given me), so I'm extra careful now with my jewelry. My dad was able to get the earrings out from my sink though (and my mom confiscated them for a few years,lol), so maybe there's still hope for yours
Ruminati 0
Today, I learned that stupid people still exist.
benen 0
well did it fall in?
karina_said 0
oh honey ): i feel ya! oucchh
ashleynicole987 0
duh. ydi.
xmagster 0
that sucks, but you know you can get it out. The sink has a U bend in it for exactly that reason. You can definitely get it out, unless you turned the water on full blast or something, and it was a light earring. So, not really an FML, but I wouldn't say YDI either. it's not really that you are stupid, it's that you probably weren't thinking.
maxman13 0
why not? idiot
ToteMagotes 0
I would hope one would not have to be taught not to do that.