Today, I wanted to send a birthday card. I kindly asked my boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without receiving any money for it. FML
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jakeisawake
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Since you've been her intern for over a year now, I'm sure you know where the envelopes are. Live on the wild side... steal one.
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pennies_lane
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envelopes don't just grow on trees you know..... oh wait.....
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H00K_M
| 8
She's figured out that you're a spineless pussy. YDI
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Petawhitney
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RR05
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scrubs: give me a intern who only tripples my work and i'll kiss his feet
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skittle68
| 0
Agreed. Why would you expect her to give you an envelope for something not work related?? lucky you didn't get yelled at for doing personal stuff at work, too
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Altrnate_Reality
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He probably knew his boss had envelopes and asked for one thinking she wouldn't be a bitch about it. You're an asshole.
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myoukei
| 31
Not sure if sarcastic or just an asshole ._.'
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jakeisawake
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Since you've been her intern for over a year now, I'm sure you know where the envelopes are. Live on the wild side... steal one.
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koji8123
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^win
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pennies_lane
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envelopes don't just grow on trees you know..... oh wait.....
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purplecowchik
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hehe
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smokeymcpottt
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YDI for being a tight-ass.
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DahkLohd
| 4
Tell that bitch of a boss you'll pay her later. When she asks for the money, shove it up her ass.
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jewban
| 3
I love you voldemort
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tweak111
| 0
pay the bitch send your card and get back to work
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DocBastard
| 38
OP: Boss, can I have an envelope?
Boss: You need to pay for it!
OP: But...you don't pay me! I don't have any money.
Boss: There are...other ways you could pay me...
OP: Oh, boss!
Boss: FUCK ME LIKE THE PEON YOU ARE!
Boss: You need to pay for it!
OP: But...you don't pay me! I don't have any money.
Boss: There are...other ways you could pay me...
OP: Oh, boss!
Boss: FUCK ME LIKE THE PEON YOU ARE!
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smashgrab
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Trying to use company time and materials for personal business? Now we know why they haven't given you a real job, you are a horrible employee! I know you have the twenty seconds of free time to mail a card outside of work, so use it! I bet you used the company internet to post this, you mooch! YDI
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smashgrab
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Why did this magically turn into a reply? It was supposed to be just a stand alone comment... I'm confused by this!
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stronghand0331
| 17
Doc, that sounds like the introduction to a bad porno.
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nathan5
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or a good one...
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suazo15
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nice... haha
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Yeah. Candi Cunt in Corporate America.
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Mirorbo
| 26
The scenario Doc pointed out is vaguely familiar to me....
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knibbsy
| 4
Tell that wench you'll pay her with a kick to her gall bladder. If she got it removed, eat laxatives, throw a tantrum and defecate in various locations around the office. If you don't have an anus, move to Candy Land and start having an affair with Lord Licorice.
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grlwhosings
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Hahahaha I love candy land!!
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stronghand0331
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You have the imagination of a truly disturbed three year old, my little love muffin.
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mintcar
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What're you complaining about? You chose to work as an unpaid intern, no?
I wouldn't bitch if I were you. Especially since you're getting some sort of job training out of it.
By the way, your boss is not responsible for providing you envelopes.
QUITCHERBITCHIN.
I wouldn't bitch if I were you. Especially since you're getting some sort of job training out of it.
By the way, your boss is not responsible for providing you envelopes.
QUITCHERBITCHIN.
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dropdeadtrollin
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someone has a rusty splintering metal pipe up her vag while she's on her period.
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mintcar
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Wow...that was... that was incredible.
Ever thought of stand up?
Ever thought of stand up?