Music, Neighbours and Noise: Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains...

By OperaLover - 12/09/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML

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You deserved it 3 463

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By guest - 18/11/2011 05:54 - Canada

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 987

You deserved it 3 078

By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 334

You deserved it 2 911

By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

Helter Skelter

By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 083

You deserved it 3 224

Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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You deserved it 93

By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 555

You deserved it 934

Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 730

You deserved it 2 503

By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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You deserved it 2 840

flamerocker 9

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D

nero9112 4

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

I see no problem with this.

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shelbyyyy11 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:30

free personal shows!

Angelice_fml 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:13

No one appreciates the arts anymore.

blarghimapirate 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:16

Hmmm. None of this seems like you are starving in the desert OP. Suck it up and buy some earplugs

yaknowiverse 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:12

I'm with #2 and what's wrong with you?! I'm a drummer, and I would love hearing the sweet melody of the drumset!!

JFreeman 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:37

Talk about bad luck .

slashie 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 22:26

Awesome

RyanA7X77 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 1:15

You shouldn't care considering your name is 'OperaLover'...

Leser98 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 2:38

Sweet. Free entertaiment

substantialHack 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:21

Record their music and sell it

gdawg1300 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:22

Hey, I'm a dedicated guitarist, bassist, AMD drummer. Maybe I should move to your building as well! >:D

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