Money: Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me...

By 7rafe7 - 06/02/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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By keerow - 26/02/2013 15:54 - United States

Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML

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By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML

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By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 01:49 - United States

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

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UnderstoodCat 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:23

Wow, hobos aren't there to make you look better. You're such a hypocrite for even trying to look better by standing next to one, and god's way of giving you what you deserve is probably your insecurity and uglyness.

Sw33tFML 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:16

um.. dress better?

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lolfish111111 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:46

you ugly

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:18

So let me get this straight...you called out #1 for pointing out the obvious, and then you leave this vapid (and almost-as-obvious) comment immediately afterward? Do I have that right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but you seem like a hypocritical asshat. Nathan5 and iLazy - did I use "hypocritical" correctly?

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:00

That's stupid and shallow.

lexi122333 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:10

agreed

thedevil96 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:08

take a shower

joseph121 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:10

why were you standing next to a hobo???

happyhak 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:11

I gotta say, man...That's pretty shallow. Hobos lives are bad enough without people like you downgrading them like that...And you are complaining because your idiotic plan of standing next to a hobo didn't make you look better? Tut tut tut...

mintcar 9

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:16

YDI for " looking like a hobo. " It's really nobody's fault but yours.

perdix 29

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:20

You also interfered with his revenue stream. One hobo, by himself, can look pitiful and earn some good sympathy cash. But, two together, look like a part of the Hobo Nation, a highly-feared gang that foments the Bum Revolution.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:35

Not as feared as the Raider Nation, which to me looks like GWAR. By the way, excellent use of "foment", Sir Perdix. And anyone who is tempted to say, "What's GWAR?" needs to google it now. Seriously, now.