By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 821
You deserved it 4 193

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

perdix 29

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

Comments

Alexandrianz 0

Well.. Atleast your car has awesome new shades of brown:)

cowgod 0

give a gift back by giving him shades of black and blue

To the hobos: THAT'S WHAT McDONALD'S AND THE ABUNDANT OTHER PUBLIC STORES ARE FOR!!! Geesh, haven't these bums EVER heard of a "PUBLIC RESTROOM?"

that's way my cat and dog bit me ... on the rug

'By' your car. Not 'on' your car. So does it matter? Nope.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

i woulda chased him back screaming 'GET AWAY FROM MY HOME!!!!' then spit on him.

This is why you have a cell phone you can call the cops with.

z411811 0

I hate these "today I learned" ones

Your car poops? That's an FML in its own right.