Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
Razell 13
<p>Ugh, your poor kid.</p> <p> </p> <p>I hope you find a nice family to adopt it.</p>
Helen790 2
<p>that's so unfair. If you are only far enough along to just realize you're pregnant you should be able to get an abortion. </p>
onceuponatime456 16
<p>Have the child and then make sure it is handed over to a loving home where he/she will grow up feeling loved. You and your husband's hatred of children will destroy the child so please give it up!</p>
Aylla89 3
<p>Maybe a bit of karma. Not wanting kids is fine. but like others said, if you hated them that much, either use all the protection possible, or even better: Completely eliminate the chance of pregnancy by one of you getting fixed. (we use the term for animals, who cares about using it for humans. Same concept.)HHis vasectomy can be reversed, or if you want something painful akin to abortion, get your uterus and everything else yanked out. I hear the scar tissue feels lov
Kate Amanda 2
<p>Why not do adoption????</p>
vandj8 9
So once you go through the pregnancy and once you have the baby, if you don't change your mind at that point, then give up the child for adoption.
giddydawgy 2
Wow, that's really depressing.
AmbrosiaFan 19
I'm wondering if this changes your mind? Or when you feel the baby kick? If you truly don't want children, put the poor little up for adoption
ErinShannon 27
Give the baby to a loving family who cant have their own. It could change someones life and make them so happy.
J15237 25
Um PROTECTION! If you really do not want kids then you are on the pill, he is using a condom and you are doing the morning after pill.