Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
elimnator3 3
Ugh i would so adopt the child! This hurts :(
caggybandicoot 34
The people who don't have a grasp on the fact that contraception can fail and that sometimes pregnancies go unnoticed is staggering. I'll say it again, OP - adoption. With sincerity, best of luck to you and your partner. Ignore the deluge of idiots on the Internet.
johncage 14
I was under the impression that viability was around 24 weeks, or almost six months. Am I the only one who would be starting to wonder where Aunt Irma went or why my belly started to swell, or why I was suddenly nauseated and vomiting for weeks on end? Even if OP was on one of the fairly uncommon forms of birth control which alter or do away with the monthly cycle I find it a little disconcerting that it took her the better part of her pregnancy to realize something was up.
catherinecas 30
Not everyone gets the stereotypical movie pregnancy symptoms. My mom lost weight whilst pregnant and never got sick or anything. The only way she knew is because she had been pregnant 3 times and knew her body really well.
johncage 14
I'm sure you are right and my comment probably sounded harsh, it just astounds me that something as hard on the body as diverting nutrients and energy required for reproduction would present no noticeable symptoms. Especially considering what friends and family members who have given birth have related to me of the first few months.
seensuper 14
idk which country you're in, but I've heard that there's a state in the US that you can still legally get an abortion up to eight months, there's no harm in researching it. I know people suggest adoption, but there are tons of kids in the system, there's no way to ensure they're adopted. I hope things work out for you.
Leauge 13
1. Adoption. 2. Protection. 3. Tubes tide.
Robyn_mori 12
you could opt for adoption
MarkGaus 12
Abortion is murder good thing you are too late
LaRodilla 4
Please, if you hate kids, put the baby up for adoption.
jazalea8 16
Getting fixed would have been the idea to prevent having children. Otherwise birth control and condoms help. They make birth control that gets inserted that has a larger percentage of you not getting pregnant.
sornir 5
It's not too late for adoption though