Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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Top comments
CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
TheAspieDork 27
Maybe you should get your tubes tied or he should get a vasectomy.
IorvethTheXolo 8
It isn't that easy. Doctors seem to think it's okay to tell you that you have to have kids or be a certain age before you can have those things done which, in the case of people who don't want any, it completely defeats the purpose.
writerchic85 26
Go to Mexico lol
rastafarianaaa 11
Thats obviously your fault.. Better treat that baby the way it should be treated.
queerdragon 20
The baby needs to be given up for adoption.
gordjess1 19
Well if you didn't want children then you probably should have been using better protection. For the child's sake I hope it gets adopted if you HATE kids so much. I wish people knew the statistics for how accurate birth control is.
Nbonus3104 6
If you don want them give them up for adoption. My wife and I can't have them and we are currently looking into closed adoption. There are Alot of people that would love to take care of your child.
gordjess1 19
I will add the pill isnt 100% I know of a few people who've gotten pregnant on the pill. However if you really hate kids it's probably best to use more than one form of protection. Most people just assume because they're on the pill they're safe. It's just not always how it works.
tranced_ 45
This FML makes me feel so sad for both of you!
queerdragon 20
This is why you should always do a pregnancy test every month to make sure you aren't. BC fails, condoms fails, and it's not worth it to have a kid you don't need. You can get really accurate ones at Dollar Stores, so you don't have to worry about this sort of thing.
TacoCat15 10
Why didn't you use protection or get your tubes tied?
ezrajab 22
You would think you would be smart and use some sort of contraception YDI