Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad."...

By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:04

Wow, they must really like him!

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Tuesday 5 April 2011 19:01

is he a dickwad?

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nightmare33 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:44

well that' nice!!!!

rawrchikarawr 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:57

Hmm there has to be a reason??? :3

shanbang 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:59

he has been welcomed into the family and given a cute nickname- why are you complaining?

xSnow 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:00

Wow, that's really nice of them..

richard121212 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:02

screw your god damn parents...

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:05

i call people "dickwad" all the time. they all seem to be mad at me nowadays. why is that?!?!?! |the kid|

Ally_Loves_You23 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:11

it could be worse!

twister21_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:23

How did you find out?? EEZ dropper much?

iloveWAR 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:39

YDI for dating a dickwad

ilianaaa 8

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:44

Woww.. break it off.

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