Animals: Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and...

By bird - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Fort Gratiot

Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

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By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia

Today, I found out my ten year-old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML

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By bursteardrums - 16/08/2011 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 19:39 - Germany - Munich

Today, I have to look after my best friend's parrot for a few days. One minute out of the room, I came back in to find out that the parrot had taught my three-year-old the word "slut". Now the two won't stop screaming "slut" throughout the whole house. My wife thinks both learned the word from me. FML

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By weep weep weep - 12/03/2012 03:04 - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 0:09

Get them separate cages or a cage with a bottom and top level that one only has access to.

JeWbOy101 11

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

That's quite a predicament you see your self in..

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kitkatkarley 7

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:31

Section off the two sides.

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 9 January 2014 14:05

easy separate them into two different cages, so one can have the mirror and the other one doesn't . then you can have peace and quiet.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 9 January 2014 15:16

You can win. It's called a second cage.

arre2006 19

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:26

sell one.

BullDogg79 1

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:46

You already lost the moment you bought a parakeet. Only way to win is to kill them both.

sanecatlady 13

Thursday 9 January 2014 21:34

That's evil.

meatmaeta 21

Thursday 9 January 2014 18:55

perhaps try a single-sided mirror? also the suggestions for state cages, cages cover(s), and a mirror that can only be accessed by one at a time, in a further section of the (probably small-ish) cage are all good. best of luck!