By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 06:22 - Australia

Today, I learned that all it takes to anger my sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch. I also learned that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that require stitches. FML
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MrXerxes5 6

Congratulations! Your Parrot has learned Peck!

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Insane_Tea 15

OP:"Bad parrot!" Bad Ass Porrot:*Sqauwk!* "Bring it bitch!"

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SirSquishyPants 1

Buy a cat, a big cat, Like a tiger, all the cool kids are doing it

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panvicka 16

oh come on, it was just showing you its love!

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FYLDeep 25

Some animals are very territorial. people may think it's instinctual, but I'm starting to think they're just assholes.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Op fainted... Op was rushes to the pokemon center...

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PYLrulz 17

Polly wanna open a can of whoop ass?!?

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underguarded 20

Punch that parrot in the face and show them who's the boss!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Because nothing is better than harming someone elses pet in an act of animal abuse.

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marpay 11

The a teen- it's an act of self defense. The bird already took first blood op has no choice but to fight back or be his prison bitch.

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Daralea 21

So pretty much any actions taken to correct its behaviour is seen as abuse? Sorry, but if it was a dog, it would have been put down.

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underguarded 20

Btw this is a joke. Learn the difference between animal abuse And humor. No animals were harmed in the typing of this comment.

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Poetaster 10

Fire up the barbecue outside the birds window. Cook Up some full chicken. Visuals help sometimes.

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chane1100 6

Mmm tastes like chicken:) real shame that bird died;P

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