Two things... First show some class, what if there are little kids around. Second... How do you get a 40% off at Home Depot? I have to put up a new fence.

I think you have the wrong FML, but now I really wanna read that one.

Tru dat

I’d tell you how to get a 40% discount at Home Depot, but there are little kids around ;)

Earlier today, there was an FML of someone who was at Hobby Lobby using their iPad to show the discount--it brought up their pornhub page first. For some reason, when you clicked on it, this FML showed up instead.

Did you study for the exam? If so, FYL. If not, YDI.

Unless he’s a Red Sox fan in which case you face expulsion.

Go Astros!

considering that the Astros are in the news for alleged sign stealing, you might get those 10 pts taken away.

Stalker

...k?

#gostrosfr