Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 00:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

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Friday 25 January 2013 5:56

Like those clowns and their never ending handkerchiefs?

HelloSirs 14

Friday 25 January 2013 6:32

Not supposed to do what? Eat vet wrap, or pull objects out of a dogs anus? Because both are casual hobbies of mine.

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pizza12 16

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:04

Poor pup. I work with vet wrap a lot and that would have been difficult to get out

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 30 December 2018 11:01

At least she pooped it out!

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