Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
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Transfusion 8
Like those clowns and their never ending handkerchiefs?
HelloSirs 14
Not supposed to do what? Eat vet wrap, or pull objects out of a dogs anus? Because both are casual hobbies of mine.
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Comments (63)
carnage45567 10
Did you step on it and let the dog walk away as it came out or give it a tug???
Jennidoll 2
why do you care how they did it? do you have some weird fetish?
Dcm210 19
I hope your dog is okay.
buckdharma 38
I hope this wasn't its lower intestine.
Eorlas 31
Monitor your pet for symptoms of gastrointestinal upset (vomiting, diarrhea.) If it starts showing evidence of constipation, take it to your veterinarian immediately. Otherwise, if it can still pass a stool without issue, a bland diet of boiled rice and boiled chicken with the skin removed AND NO SEASONING WHATSOEVER may be a good idea. Good luck.
Life_sucks_13 6
So true
c0c0_fml 16
Yuk :S you're lucky it came out that "easily" though. Your dog could've died.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Reminds me of the episode of family guy, when Brian eats gum from the garbage then farts and it explodes.
hurley12 30
I'm not sure that's very safe for your pet.... /:
kittenmeownyan 18
At least you cared enough to help
Crabtree1015 12
That is so dangerous to do, you could of killed your pet!
me1224 12
They are over like 30 ft long