Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was fired for job abandonment. Yesterday, my boss told me to go home early because we were so slow. After I reminded him, he laughed and said, "Oh yeah... You're still fired." FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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Top comments
redreynard 14
Well they aren't as different as you think. Birds are descended from dinosaurs.
FireFlie07 20
He seriously thought birds were reptiles???Lmao
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Comments (253)
Cassandrax731 5
What reptiles have feathers?!
cranberry3 2
Birds
MrFuzzles 5
The almighty birdosaur does NOT approve this message.
obviousboy 8
Never underestimate the stupidity of management.
the_enigma1019 1
Honest mistake, if you are in the third grade, I hate the people we promote to management.
rose729 3
Hahahahahahaha this made me laugh sorry about your job though
DoubleBlumpkin 4
Go get a job at the competing wendys down the street.
210tex 1
Damn that sucks I would of told him you dumbass that's why we have google
karajf0413 3
Actually birds are technically reptiles. And yes they are descended from dinosaurs and scientists recently found out that some dinosaurs had feathers.
CoconutOil 7
If you are working in a public zoo, I would be concerned for all of our safety!
om102907 4
Birds are descendants of reptiles and have a slightly more developed neocortex. So your boss asking you this question is rather odd, but nonetheless a good question. Instead of laughing, if you did not know the answer, say so and don't be retarded. (yes I used the word retarded correctly).