Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML
Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, my brother got sick with a stomach bug. He didn’t even quit his game to throw up in the toilet and instead threw up straight on the carpet. It sat there for hours. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
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Lesbier 0
If he just turned 21 (unless drinking age is younger in canada?) should have just left it for him to clean up, then he'll learn moderation. But, otherwise, you're a good sister and I give you a thumbs up for being good to take care of your younger silly brother.
SaintJimmy 0
That is. . . really gross. FYL.
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Comments (41)
Gothgrl39 0
Haha I'm 15 and I got totally shit faced and hurled in a bucket then passed out in my friends garden under a tree and woke up lying next to my brothers best friend... I was freaking out so bad! I Don't see how being drunk is fun? And dude who thinks that Alcohol tastes like shit how can you not like KGB or Cruisers?
Dale_shackleford 13
Maybe you should lay off the alcohol and let some brain cells grow back before commenting.
ColdGold 6
Smell something else.
kirakira333 0
you're such a good sister... :) just let him know that you did that for him but don't plan on telling mom and dad. he will greatly appreciate it and repay you later :D its what siblings are for... they help each other hide stuff from the parental units ;)
Darraghscoot 0
your just like my sister im 15 and she has helped me stay out of trouble when i got drunk before :) 2 shots of rum? :L i had half litre of vodka at new years nd i was lovin it ;)
wafflesgirl24 0
the ass munch friends should have cleaned it up...
iislix1ii 19
dont be down your a really good person for putting fun aside and taking care of ur bro
OhWhoCares 42
This is disgusting.. :/