Love, Family and Relatable: Is it me?

Is it me?

By Jules - 12/06/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I once again have to attend a family gathering and never hear the end of, “Julie, you’re 33 and you still haven’t found a man?” What they don’t understand is that every time I pour my heart out to a guy, I always get the ladder kicked out from under me. As a result, I can’t get close to anyone anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 444

You deserved it 118

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I lost all hope of finding a man. I’m gonna be 34 and I can’t get a date to save my life. I was cursed with a facial deformity and 285lbs of weight, making all men run for the hills. All of my younger sisters have got married and started families. FML

I agree, your life sucks 473

You deserved it 247

Projection

By killmenow - 14/06/2022 06:00

Today, after crying after remembering how horribly wrong it went, 10 years ago, with the only person I was ever able to trust enough to let them get close to me, and how no amount of therapy seems to help me, I read an FML about how nobody wants to date a 30 year-old who has never dated. I'm 29 and might as well give up. FML

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You deserved it 251

Relatable, unfortunately

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:58 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 893

You deserved it 182

Forever alone, forever

By AloneAtPerkins - 14/06/2020 05:04

Today, I realized that I've only had 3 men show interest in me: A blind man, a drunk, and a guy so desperate, he's been trying for over 5 years of solid "No"s. I'm 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 302

You deserved it 376

Moving on

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 021

You deserved it 263

All things must pass

By Female Quasimodo - 30/11/2023 00:00

Today, I realized that everytime I get close to a guy, they either straight up friendzone me, or they string me along the talking stage until they find someone else. The holidays are coming up. This will be yet another year spending it alone without that special someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 424

You deserved it 187

Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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You deserved it 230

No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 181

You deserved it 115

Love is Hell

By StraightAF - 05/04/2022 00:01

Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 049

You deserved it 119

Thanks for that, dad!

By Anonymous - 13/10/2019 01:00

Today, I mentioned to my family that I was sad about the fact that I was thirty-five years-old, single, and had no children. My father piped up from the next room, "What man in his right would want your lopsided tits, fat thighs, and fucked-up nose in their gene pool?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 477

You deserved it 256

purplekanc 22

Wednesday 12 June 2024 14:51

Been there girl I’m the only one left in the family with no kids. Just keep your help. The universe has something amazing for u.

Chazzster 28

Friday 14 June 2024 20:32

OP, unless you are living there with family you really don’t have to attend family gatherings if it causes you pain… Regarding dating and relationships, most men and women are scared off by someone who seems desperate for a commitment too soon. You have to let relationships progress at their own pace. A sudden declaration of “true love” while you are still getting to know someone will scare off all but the desperate and the predators… I understand, we all want love and companionship. But you have to take it slow, especially in the beginning. Let feelings develop. But at the same time there are reasonable lengths of time when a relationship is either going to get more serious or it’s time to drop what isn’t working for you. These are hard things to understand and do.

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purplekanc 22

Wednesday 12 June 2024 14:51

Been there girl I’m the only one left in the family with no kids. Just keep your help. The universe has something amazing for u.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 14 June 2024 3:53

I'll pretend to be your plus one if you want. When they ask "why isn't he here?" tell them I'm on Death Row for murdering people who didn't know when to shut up, and then walk away.