Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
LOL, small world, huh? You may run into other exes who live on the same floor as them. :) Just think, if your boyfriend pisses you off, you could cheat on him with your ex without having to leave the room.
untoldfame 3
i was with my girlfriend at disneyland, and i bumped into an ex gf of mine who i hadnt seen in a few years. it really is a small world after all.
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Comments (129)
_Noon_ 0
Bet they're not going to high five eachother.
youaresofucked 0
they would if they destroyed her in a threesome.
DirtyParkBench 0
LMFAO, right?! They'll probably sit around comparing things you do that annoy them to see if they have common ones.
nirvan5a 1
threesome...
s_t_e_p_h 0
I was waiting for this comment.... I am surprised it took til #51 for someone to say it!
dr_house_MD 0
actually it was 17...fail
dunehunter 0
Dunno, depends on how you broke up of course, but my current gf and an ex of mine get along well, the ex even helped my gf prepare for an exam...even though I treated her rather badly :s
gaz88 0
threesome?
olisykes_ 0
Haha FYL They're so gonna have long conversations all about the annoying things you do. Not to mention how good they think you are in bed ;O
aback 5
I think I'd start dating guys from a different college.
ely46 0
Just think, they can talk about you and compare notes.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
3 WAY?
JADEstokesxo 0
can i just ask.. what does OP mean?
DirtyParkBench 0
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