Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
LOL, small world, huh? You may run into other exes who live on the same floor as them. :) Just think, if your boyfriend pisses you off, you could cheat on him with your ex without having to leave the room.
untoldfame 3
i was with my girlfriend at disneyland, and i bumped into an ex gf of mine who i hadnt seen in a few years. it really is a small world after all.
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Comments (129)
NickK49 0
first of all, 82 you look amazing. second of all... threesome?
heddurhowza 1
I give you both on this one. It sucks that they're coincidentally rommies but YDI for dating two guys that go to the sane college, there's always that chance
ParkersGirl 0
hahaha I agree with #1. If Your current boyfriend pisses you off just brag about how your ex was great in bed. That'll show 'em!
hellish_fml 0
threesomes are an option...
shannielipper 4
Lol o goodness that's horrible !
boxyyyy 1
Three way? Nasty 2 guys
blink_kid 32
Not if they kill each other first! :D
kkrivicky 6
no no no, you dont cheat, you dont brag about the other one in bed, when your fighting just say hi to him in a cute way as your leaving.. it will drive him absolutely insane! lmao
thatpurpleone 12
Or a lot of fun, if you enjoy making other people feel awkward. Its all about perspective! And the right attitude
Tressa1982 18
Lol I once went upstairs to my room and my brother had five of the neighborhood guys over. All of them were ex's lol