Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
LOL, small world, huh? You may run into other exes who live on the same floor as them. :) Just think, if your boyfriend pisses you off, you could cheat on him with your ex without having to leave the room.
untoldfame 3
i was with my girlfriend at disneyland, and i bumped into an ex gf of mine who i hadnt seen in a few years. it really is a small world after all.
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Comments (129)
ibanez07 0
Lol i'm sorry for that but its hilarious that it happened. But yeah, could be worse.
midwestjerk 0
Sounds like you have an opportunity to get well-******. Take it and run with it, it's not like your relationship with the current guy is going to last too long anyway.
zzwan 4
Not necessarily a bad thing, if a possibility of 3P was considered. : p
orange_colin 0
YDI it for being american.
wienerwagon 0
You're CANADIAN. If you were European or something I'd understand you feeling the right to be an asshole a little bit, but come on. You guys are like the butt of every joke ever.
Sadae 0
Not all Americans deserve bad things. I'm American & I'm proud to be one.
alice_hmph 0
Ha ha, I live in Vermont and all we do is make fun of Canadians and drink maple syrup while tipping cows. I tell you, it's the life of the gods. :D
wienerwagon 0
Extremely awkward situation or extremely sexy situation?
Zomlette 0
Wow. That's like something out of a really shitty sitcom. Weird.
Jamie_D 0
Number 70 , don't be a dick and racist towards Americans , theres no need for it , and theres no point having racism on this site is there? I hope not cause that would just suck
aperry057 0
3-way!!! hell yeah, you got something for the front and the rear
laffinatu 0
it might be awkward but I hardly think it's a "fml". ....unless your ex knows something that you're hiding from your current boyfriend .... O.o
midwestjerk 0
She bites when she gives head.
guitardedman 0
hmmm if this were an fml i might care, but its a who-gives-a-****... seriously? your already bitching about a problem you might have next year? big ******* deal. so youve ****** both people living in the room, i have no sympathy. but your current boyfriend seems like a bad friend for dating his good friends ex, and you should have the sense not to date your ex's friends
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
wow. that was TOTALLY necessary and worth typing.