Miscellaneous: Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against...

By Chris - 11/01/2010 13:43 - Ireland

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML

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You deserved it 29 127

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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You deserved it 36 206

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 403

By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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You deserved it 7 106

By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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You deserved it 482

By warningxxLidell - 09/01/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML

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You deserved it 6 075

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 159

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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You deserved it 5 772

Team breaking

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 02:00

Today, I went on a work team-building day at a snow park. Thirty minutes in, while I was climbing out of a slide, my 210 lb coworker ploughed into me in a donut ring. He obliterated my ankle and I've now got three months in a cast to look forward to. So much for the building. FML

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You deserved it 140

By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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You deserved it 3 495

Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 619

You deserved it 134

Reyo 2

Monday 11 January 2010 20:12

How is this a YDI? Like no one else has made that mistake? What ever happened to the old "Pile dead leaves around a fire hydrant" trick that you used against the neighboorhood kids you didn't care for? I'm doubting people have "see through snow" vision to predict this kinda stuff.

HanaxD 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. :S Poor you. :(

Comments

pink_machine 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:04

Next time...resist the urge to jump.

24788 6

Monday 11 January 2010 22:14

Snow ***** everything up.

me5 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:31

Utterly cartoonish

blinkmeplease182 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:32

I don't really think YDI, cos that mustve really hurt, and jumping in snow shouldn't hurt.... BUT... if you're dumb enough not to notice the cement underneath, then you kinda did...

jisaac09 25

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:59

You guys do realize there is a difference between cement and concrete don't you??? Has anyone ever seen a cement wall??? No, because they don't make cement walls..... I'm just pointing this out because you look pretty stupid mixing these up. Cement is an ingredient in concrete. (Just so you know)

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 11 January 2010 22:40

I understand you, OP :/ I rarely ever get to see snow, and when I do, I HAVE to run and jump in it like a kid

saranottelling 7

Monday 11 January 2010 23:13

That has happened to me before. I saw a pile of that really moist snow you use to build snowmen and snowballs. I fell right into it and it turned out to be light, dusty snow. I fell all the wall through and hit my head on the concrete pavement.... ouch. But on the bright side, it made a hole that was the same shape as my body like cartoons. Dont worry OP, there's a bright side to this too. When the cut on your leg starts to heal up walk around and tell people it's your "Battle Scar" and you got it after you started a fight with a mean homeless man who was hitting on your sister. Girls love the "Bad Boy" type.

gracey92 3

Monday 11 January 2010 23:16

fail!!

Iwannabetreo 11

Monday 11 January 2010 23:48

Aww dude, I'm really sorry...

secretgarden101 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:49

Just in case no one else knows, and directed to #19, YDI means "you deserve it", not "you did it." You're a moron. Don't use acronyms if you don't know what they mean.

pegasus77 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:59

Am I seeing things wrong or what? They said "kinda did" which I think they meant they kind of deserved it, not that "you did it".

crack3dup 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:26

HAHA and i always thought YDI stood for you dumb idiot. I think i like mine better

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:57

In a pinch, "you damn ingrate" and "you dimwitted ignoramus" can sometimes work too. LOL xD @OP: I always thought those things had secondary benefits. *hands the OP a Darwin award*