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By still can’t get any - 04/04/2022 06:00

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Today, I’m convinced my son has some sort of radar. Literally every time my partner and I try to have sex, he wakes up and interrupts us. At first I thought it was a coincidence, but the fact that it’s happened at 12am, 12pm, 6am and 3pm tells me otherwise. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'm guessing your partner has a hidden panic button that they press to wake up the baby whenever sex seems imminent.

Amandapetrova 13

😅😅Send him to granny.

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I'm guessing your partner has a hidden panic button that they press to wake up the baby whenever sex seems imminent.

Amandapetrova 13

😅😅Send him to granny.

Y'all need better insulation in your walls.

So invest in a lock for your bedroom door.