Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
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Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
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shaytards_fml 9
I love your parents
Fuaaad1994 31
Think we have found OPs girlfriend!
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Comments (94)
DanShowsNoMercy 13
Next time they have guests over, convince them that you're a nudist.
DanielleinDC 33
Or ask your parents when they're going to the nude ranch next, seeing as they're now practicing nudists. Your parents have a warped sense of humor, OP, and are clearly tough as nails. Even with a radiator, it takes a special kind of crazy to walk around your home nude in the dead of winter.
perdix 29
You can't pretend to be a nudist. You may just be an occasional, flash-in-the-pan type nudist, but when you're walking around buck-naked, you are one! No ifs, ands or *Lowers sunglasses* butts.
hickdog 6
and that's fine, unless it causes a budding young live to go **** up
cakefete2 30
I just nude perdix would have a good pun.
prinncess00 16
If my husband and I were nudist, I am pretty sure I would always be pregnant...
darcislove 18
noooo
hickdog 6
yeeeessss
purebliss_fml 19
Maaybeee
BradTheBrony 19
Perhaaaaps?
megwithcat 15
oh lord
Ins0mau 20
Won't you buy me...
phatdaddy62 23
A Mercedes Benz . . .
outoftown 26
My friends all have Porsches....
Duh_0811 17
that's funny!
Goblin182 26
Is your Mom and Dad Terry Bradshaw and Kathrine Bates?
perdix 29
#23, I can't tell whether it's your grammar or the image of Kathy Bates nude that caused my failure to launch.
Goblin182 26
If my grammer upsets you that much you are the Hitler of the grammer nazis
oly49 10
lol sounds like my pops and my mom op looks like your parents watch family guy ??
BradTheBrony 19
Sir, step away from the keyboard. We have the right to believe you've committed grammatical murder.
blackonblight 32
I don't have any idea how this kind of thing is planned. Did Mom turn to Dad and say "You know, Junior is bringing his girlfriend around, wouldn't it be nice if the first time she saw us she saw ALL of us? No hiding anything, just the naked truth."
MartiOan 8
That IS in fact not without comedic potential. The joke is on them though
ZY1431 24
im sure the whole thing was disturbing but, I think its a funny gag. as long as its a one shot deal X.x