By Ananomouse - United States - Coatesville
  Today, I had my guy over for some sexy times. Things stopped before they even started. I watched him pick his nose then wipe it on my freshly changed sheets. He denied it when I called him out on it. FML
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Op here. I don't have a problem with various bodily fluids getting on the sheets. But. I have tissues on the headboard and my bathroom is two steps away from my bed. So it was just generally disrespectful all around.
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By  Ananomouse  |  5

Op here. I don't have a problem with various bodily fluids getting on the sheets. But. I have tissues on the headboard and my bathroom is two steps away from my bed. So it was just generally disrespectful all around.

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  Miss_Whipped  |  43

That was an obvious conclusion #17, but being that it can be interpreted the other way (and the other interpretation is funnier), that's the one we chose to go with.

By  hiphil  |  2

While it might not be the best manners on his part it still makes we wonder. Worse stuff than snot will end up on your sheets during sexy time, dontcha think?

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  Ananomouse  |  5

Op here. I don't have a problem with various bodily fluids getting on the sheets. But. I have tissues on the headboard and my bathroom is two steps away from my bed. So it was just generally disrespectful all around.

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  toesparkle  |  13

That would have been a deal breaker for me, too. Snot's not sexy, and I wouldn't want snotty fingers anywhere near me, particularly not my lady parts. Blech!

By  kikzermeizer  |  7

You were ready to happily get sweat, possibly spit, maybe more snot and fuck juices all over your sheets.
I get that you think it's gross but in comparison to what you were ready to do. Nah, lame move

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Like OP has already said, she had tissues on the side. Wiping your snot on somebody's sheets is just rude. Also I don't know about you but I don't tend to get snot on the bed when I have sex...?