Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
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dman798 18

Sounds like it wasn't a laughing matter after all

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bella_nana347 23
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That's actually really funny. Sorry you have to pay for that ticket now though, OP

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dman798 18

Sounds like it wasn't a laughing matter after all

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mariri9206 32

I'm sorry, OP, but that's actually really funny.

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bella_nana347 23
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That's actually really funny. Sorry you have to pay for that ticket now though, OP

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HowlingFire 21
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Careful what you say... But seriously, that sucks. Is there any way to prove you never got those tickets?

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NYM88 26
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Oh, the irony!

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Mathalamus 24

Maybe you should not joke about it... I mean, it's a policeman, the one person who don't want stupid jokes. I would arrest myself for being that stupid...

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Lalala579121 27
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The officer did laugh though.

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I_own_a_dog 11
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Most officers I've had the experience talking to prefer a bit of humor, kinda breaks up some tense moments and in that line of work there are plenty..

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Mortoli 30

true dog.

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HotFrosty 14
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Trying to use humor to defuse a stressful situation normally works... Unless fate hates you.

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LeashaJoy5595 28
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In this case, fate was 100% against him. Poor OP, what are the chances!

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Born2Pizza 23
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Damn, that sucks OP. But maybe you shouldn't of said that.

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russfml 31
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Wouldn't of made a difference lol, they run your name anyways

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PePziNL 20

Maybe you should HAVE used the correct spelling.

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limegreenpoopie 31
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Shoulda used your right to remain silent.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Oh he had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.

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