Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 38
And she stayed for the entire 1 hour interrogation without running away screaming? Hold on to this one, friend. Hold on to her like grim death.
emeraldisle 30
I hope she now understands why it took you so long to introduce her to them.
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Comments (58)
tomgun_fml 16
At least you know your parents don't think your girlfriend is ugly
AshaaFerreira 22
If she didn't run after that convo she must at least have a great sense humour. She's a keeper
thatgirl1299 11
You mean humor? Yeah, next time check your spelling.
justmeCee 16
Agreed. #12 is from Canada, and so am I. We use the British spellings here...actually most of the world does, except 'Murica. Lol. The same with the word 'colour' and 'color.'
MzZombicidal 36
#42, you mean you didn't know "humour" was also correct? Yeah, next time check your facts.
awkwardloveannie 28
so they like her ?
Rainhawk94 27
Aaaand she's not coming back
ABillOnFire 15
Huh...and here I was expecting to read about some strict conservative parents
edanielleh 21
i love your parents :)
RedPillSucks 31
And they will love you too, if you let them. They love you long time...
griggypop 4
I'm dying to know if she will consider it in the future and whether or not she'll keep them in mind
imchacon22 19
I really hope your parents were just messing with her
ChakatBlackstar 29
Look on the bright side. Your parents LIKE the person you're dating. Maybe a little too much, but hey, at least they don't hate her.
shanannygians07 28
oh my god! that is hilarious.