Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, my ex-wife announced that she's taking me to court for child support. Her kids were just my stepkids and we weren't even married a year, but she apparently has a pretty good lawyer on her side. FML
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that a few years ago, when I lost my kids to my ex-wife, it was because my current wife secretly hated having to be their stepmom, so she conspired with my ex to ruin the custody hearing in my ex's favour. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML
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Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
divorce is a good choice, she seems very toxic
DLBL 23
She can file; doesn't mean she'll win. In fact, the court might see her a malicious and hold it against her. Another sad part of this, sorry, is that now all your money will go to the lawyers' kids instead of your own kids.
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DLBL 23
She can file; doesn't mean she'll win. In fact, the court might see her a malicious and hold it against her. Another sad part of this, sorry, is that now all your money will go to the lawyers' kids instead of your own kids.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
divorce is a good choice, she seems very toxic
FluffythePink 24
Get her to put the vicious retaliation in text or email. She ****** up, you don't want her back and because you rejected her, she's using the kids to punish you. Get that shit in writing or get a call recorder on your phone and give everything to your lawyer. It'll scuttle her attempt to cut you out of your kids lives.