Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
J……
Bad timing
Today, as I was talking to my girlfriend about how I need to find another job to be able to afford school next fall, I hit a deer causing about $3,000 in damages to my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
AmericanDream
United States
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
JulieClaire
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
dreams2383
Saint Paul, United States
It's all too much
Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML
SugarCoat
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Bastard Bambi busts bumper
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Bambi
United States
Slammed
Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
At least…
Today, I was driving home from another long night shift at work. I live from paycheck to paycheck thanks to the current economy and can barely afford rent. To keep myself positive, I thought, "At least my car is paid off." A deer ran out in front of me and totaled my car. FML
alucas3
United States
Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML
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keegs666 0
Oh deer!
DA14573 6
You people are seriously ignorant if you think the OP was "off the road, texting, bad driver, etc." I've got news for you. Bambi doesn't just stand there and wait for you to hit her. It happens when Bambi panics, doesn't know where to go, and just picks a direction and runs. The deer can be on the left shoulder, decide to bolt from you -back across the road-. And the majority of deer are hit on rural roads with woods on each side. Sometimes the just come barreling out of the woods and you hit them, no notice. And for that matter, a lot of the time, you don't hit the deer. The deer hits you! As in, plowed into the side of the car. Had that happen once. Then factor in stuff like what time of the year it is, "the rut", etc. It's not uncommon for me to see 3-5 deer on the way home everynight. That many deer, high chance of impact. So go back to ambushing people with red paint and quit trolling the OP
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Comments (189)
Destruct0r 5
ur Asian huh
cyberpimp 4
Use your eyes
underguarded 20
Well that a bit uncommon
oiozzy 0
maybe you should turn the lights on
MetallicA7X86 0
Gut it, tag it and take it to the butcher. You'll eat good for months!
zivlaks 0
oh you poor deer :)
redrock350 0
At least you didn't do what my brother did and hit a horse!
perdix 31
You'd think that deer would avoid you the next him he saw you coming.
Zombies_Attack 5
Well, unless the deer ran directly into your car, I think this one is a YDI. Sorry, OP. :(
ZellRyu25 0
the deer just love you