Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
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NickaPLZ 26
So get some, and stop wasting your money.
perdix 29
You have to stay out all night to prove you have friends? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to go to a movie and come home late?
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Comments (106)
HowieDoIt 21
Just pay random people to come party at your house, eventually you may meet a winner or two
perdix 29
Aw, I'll be your friend.
HowieDoIt 21
You just made an offer that he can't refuse, and would you friend an ape, too? ;)
perdix 29
Aw, I'll be your friend, too. (It's a very popular thing to say around these parts, and I doubt that I'm going to have to act on it.)
Sir_Swaggington 6
You could actually go out and meet people and have fun instead of sitting in a motel wasting money.
Born2die 11
I'll be your friend!
loserman67 35
With all due respect, you're making a big mistake. Why do you need to lie to granny? Is she pressuring you about your social life or lack thereof? If she is, tell her to mind her own business. If she isn't, then the only person you're lying to is yourself and that's not good. Either way, you've got to go out and find some friends to interact with. I know it's not that easy, but it's not impossible either.
simply_elle13 5
go out and actually try to make friends. if you are smart enough to come up with that idea, im sure making friends will be easier and much cheaper
Steffi 26
Who says OP wants friends?
BronayPonay 6
Next time you go, grab your brother (if you have one) and go hunt demons! That way you'll be too preocupied to worry about friends, plus you'll be ridding the world of evil! >.
jhh0991 5
Buy some apparently you have enough money to buy out a motel. Hire a friend for the day.
False_Stupidity 41
Sounds like a business opportunity... Call it, Rent-a-Bud!
Geary519 20
hotel party?
Kingbreezy04 10
You know what? That sucks, but you have a motel that's paid for. Go get some junk food, order some PPV movies, and get in your underwear and enjoy yourself. Friends are cool, but sometimes it's good to be alone. If you didn't like any of my ideas well you do have a Motel and there are these people called hookers that tend to hang out there. Make magic happen.