Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, my mom won't let me have the extra hotel room she booked all to myself, even though it's just me, her, and my sister. Basically I can share a room with her or with my sister, but I can't be alone. I'm 23. FML
Today, my parents tricked me by claiming we were going on holiday, but stopped at grandma"s first, "just to say hi", then left me there with my bags. They dumped me with grandma and went on holiday without me. FML
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
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NickaPLZ 26
So get some, and stop wasting your money.
perdix 31
You have to stay out all night to prove you have friends? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to go to a movie and come home late?
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Comments (106)
cmbar831 14
That's horrible! :(
drkrissy1331 12
Do you just not want friends? No need to lie about it. If you want friends just be yourself and go places. If you dont- stop lying to make other people happy.
souljacker 11
If you want to be involved you have to get involved. But if you just want a little time to yourself, I suppose that's ok.
Jasonperez 9
sucks for you YDI
Kingbreezy04 10
Says the guy who looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite with a self shot bathroom picture.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
You can be my friend if you want.
StarTrekgirl 9
go and find some friends
Kittycorn 17
Why not just use the money to buy some friends ?
Kittycorn 17
Yep, that's where I got mine from.
vbmg152 19
It's not that easy for some people to make friends! My son is sweet, has a great personality, is funny etc... But, due to his social anxiety disorder, he can't just make friends! He can't go get a job or any of the things the rest of us consider "normal"! Don't judge people unless you know!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Sounds just like me, are you my mom? :P
vbmg152 19
No but I know what you're going through! I hope it gets better for you & for my kid!
interesting33 37
You can join a club maybe? Like a Scout club or something. Also there is an organisation called the Archway Foundation I think which is for people who want to make friends and meet people but don't know where to start :)
Slackness 10
Awww mate, big hug from the UK. I questioned my so called friends value (back a few years) and ended up ejecting the lot, save 2 and work mates. People are shit, you can't hide that. My suggestion, find some volunteering type work to do. That normally attracts the best type of people; no agenda. Wish you the best.