Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
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Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
It's always so sunny in Cali- even the showers are golden!
ironmany_fml 23
i am pretty sure that peeing on window and rain on window do noy sound the same... but what do i know.. i have never had someone pee on my window before. . :P
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Comments (57)
abNormal62 23
When water falls on water it makes a sound that all can hear, when water falls on porcelain, it falls silent to the ear I would have that the same rule applies to windows,
vikky538 29
are you waiting for the rain get that window cleaned up now...
rhettandlink 4
At least it wasn't open!!
copperchinchilla 19
could you fit the word window in there one more time?
Peachtranquility 15
Haha just imagine waking up to that!
BrassWing13 11
Your name for this is perfect
KestrelGirl 15
Well, it rained in the San Francisco area yesterday (source: I live there), so OP should be getting some real rain soon!
Gillett 23
Should've stabbed him in the dick with an ice pick!
anonymous100000 17
how does he deserve this? ?
JinxTheQueen 16
Where in SC, I've lived here all my life and I've never experienced that, luckily. Though a redneck speed on my car.......