By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
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perdix 29

YDI for not being resourceful enough to know how to use household appliances to relieve sexual frustration. Especially when you have a neighbor that puts on demonstrations.

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awwww :P lol, u kno im always here if u want to learn wat it sounds like again :D

LMAO. FML, the new internet dating site. ;D

LOL it should be aye, that would be funny

yea thats what im thinking :P

HahahaHAHAHAhahahaha

YDI for liking a sweaty dick up the ass

cbdee 8

LMAO!!

bosshaug 0

I agree with nathan his logic is just so reasonable

danis_fml 12

have you even done it with someone else?

no. he has done it with a hoover (vacuum) that is why he got confused :D

OP is a girl

cbdee 8

Hahahahha!!! Poor poor vacuum!

stupiddumbblonde 0

...did I really need to know that??

Kill2BU 0

You need to get out more and meet more people.