FML : Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually...

25

See the top FMLs

Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 October 2009 02:27 / United States

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By alexandriababyy | 0

#624145 - Saturday 17 October 2009 9:18

watch porn

By perdix | 29

#625499 - Sunday 18 October 2009 12:55

YDI for not being resourceful enough to know how to use household appliances to relieve sexual frustration. Especially when you have a neighbor that puts on demonstrations.

Comments

By Bananaaa_fml | 0

#624120 - Saturday 17 October 2009 9:09

awwww :P lol, u kno im always here if u want to learn wat it sounds like again :D

Reply

redbluegreen | 40

#624245 - Saturday 17 October 2009 11:45

LMAO.
FML, the new internet dating site. ;D

Reply

Bananaaa_fml | 0

#625155 - Sunday 18 October 2009 3:02

LOL it should be aye, that would be funny

Reply

Bananaaa_fml | 0

#626426 - Monday 19 October 2009 0:47

yea thats what im thinking :P

By Bananaaa_fml | 0

#624126 - Saturday 17 October 2009 9:11

im joking btw

By alexandriababyy | 0

#624145 - Saturday 17 October 2009 9:18

watch porn

By 604 | 11

#624167 - Saturday 17 October 2009 9:35

HahahaHAHAHAhahahaha

By NathanKett | 0

#624285 - Saturday 17 October 2009 12:29

YDI for liking a sweaty dick up the ass

Reply

cbdee | 8

#3359988 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:15

LMAO!!

By bosshaug | 0

#624360 - Saturday 17 October 2009 14:54

I agree with nathan his logic is just so reasonable

By danis_fml | 12

#624375 - Saturday 17 October 2009 15:22

have you even done it with someone else?

Reply

lahp | 0

#624439 - Saturday 17 October 2009 16:11

no. he has done it with a hoover (vacuum) that is why he got confused :D

Reply

petergurll | 0

#1768576 - Monday 29 November 2010 16:29

OP is a girl

Reply

cbdee | 8

#3359992 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:16

Hahahahha!!! Poor poor vacuum!

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#624451 - Saturday 17 October 2009 16:26

...did I really need to know that??

By Kill2BU | 0

#624574 - Saturday 17 October 2009 18:21

You need to get out more and meet more people.

By Aj_teh_cool | 0

#624853 - Saturday 17 October 2009 21:48

so?

Similar

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, I know this because he busted the toilet door open crying and proposed to me, with a ring and all. I was...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Be naked around the house for the entire week. She wants us to eat dinner, watch...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Today, I got into a huge fight with a 6’3” 200 lb guy over my girlfriend of a month, who he claims to have been dating for 2 months. I'm 6’1” myself, but...

Today, my boss gave our coffee machine to her sister-in-law. I work in a cafe. FML

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos