FML : Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually...

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Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 17 October 2009 02:27 / United States

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By alexandriababyy | 0

#624145 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:18

watch porn

By perdix | 29

#625499 - Sunday 18 October 2009 12:55

YDI for not being resourceful enough to know how to use household appliances to relieve sexual frustration. Especially when you have a neighbor that puts on demonstrations.

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By Bananaaa_fml | 0

#624120 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:09

awwww :P lol, u kno im always here if u want to learn wat it sounds like again :D

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redbluegreen | 40

#624245 - Saturday 17 October 2009 11:45

LMAO. FML, the new internet dating site. ;D

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Bananaaa_fml | 0

#625155 - Sunday 18 October 2009 03:02

LOL it should be aye, that would be funny

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Bananaaa_fml | 0

#626426 - Monday 19 October 2009 12:47

yea thats what im thinking :P

By Bananaaa_fml | 0

#624126 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:11

im joking btw

By alexandriababyy | 0

#624145 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:18

watch porn

By 604 | 11

#624167 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:35

HahahaHAHAHAhahahaha

By NathanKett | 0

#624285 - Saturday 17 October 2009 12:29

YDI for liking a sweaty dick up the ass

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cbdee | 8

#3359988 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:15

LMAO!!

By bosshaug | 0

#624360 - Saturday 17 October 2009 02:54

I agree with nathan his logic is just so reasonable

By danis_fml | 12

#624375 - Saturday 17 October 2009 03:22

have you even done it with someone else?

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lahp | 0

#624439 - Saturday 17 October 2009 04:11

no. he has done it with a hoover (vacuum) that is why he got confused :D

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petergurll | 0

#1768576 - Monday 29 November 2010 04:29

OP is a girl

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cbdee | 8

#3359992 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:16

Hahahahha!!! Poor poor vacuum!

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#624451 - Saturday 17 October 2009 04:26

...did I really need to know that??

By Kill2BU | 0

#624574 - Saturday 17 October 2009 06:21

You need to get out more and meet more people.

By Aj_teh_cool | 0

#624853 - Saturday 17 October 2009 09:48

so?

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