Student Me vs Inner Me By FML Approved - 08/09/2017 03:30 - France - Paris The darkness calls... I agree, your life sucks 390 You deserved it 97 Tweet Share
Today, I was beaten up for being Russian and therefore “supporting the war.” I do not support the war in the Ukraine. FML I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 34
Today, I called the Suicide Hotline. They greeted me by name. FML I agree, your life sucks 231 You deserved it 39
Today, I woke up to my sister with her hand wrapped gently around my balls, saying, “Don’t lie or I’ll squeeze.” She wanted to know if I’d eaten her strawberries. I said no. She'd looked my bin and saw the empty packet. She looked back at me and squeezed. The pain made me late for work. FML I agree, your life sucks 168 You deserved it 1 192
Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 673 You deserved it 151