Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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nofork 0
what have these kids been watching?
dazzleme 2
Being belted growing up I always swore I'd never do it to my kids..... but if they pulled that crap I'd beat the *@##$%#$%%^&&**(&^%$$ out of them.
pommeblossom 0
WTF?!
spidergirl41 0
I didn't know what a **** was until I just looked it up now. I didn't know "jacking off" was a phrase for masturbation. This sort of explains why my parents told me to see a councilor...
Grawlix 0
..So? They are old enough.
ryanr21 0
oh wow
Goosie 0
it's really upsetting and ridiculous how many people are saying 'oh haha' 'kids say the darndest things' or acting like 'so what, that's how kids talk now'....this is the problem with today's society and tomorrow's youth. accepting and tolerating disrespect for others and for themselves. this behavior needs to be corrected ASAP!! and they might learn it and say it later in life, but that'll be 'later in life', not when they're are children and still learning about appropriate behavior. but laughing it off as 'kids will be kids' is a failure as a parent. and i'm not saying the parent did that; this is in response to all the people posting comments to that effect.
RiverRelic 0
This is why I spend most of my paycheck on private school for my kids.
Turnip_Girl 0
Aww, they're so sweet at that age!
bbq45 0
I think school's fault when I was in middle school, kids used vulgar language like that in just about every sentence. it could also be parents and they pick it up that way. But your a parent and your thinking wtf so i'm going with schools. :D