Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, I live abroad, but I was born in the USA so I'm sick of people asking me who I voted for in the last election, all while looking at me weirdly and suspiciously. FML
Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML
Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
To answer the teenagers question: No, we have a special month called Kangaroocember, where we all celebrate Australia by finding kangaroos and riding in their pouches. ...OF COURSE it's November in Australia. Just like the rest of the world. >.<
SApprentice 34
... I can only hope that the boy was trying to refer to the weather difference, and not the actual month, because otherwise this is just another crushing blow to my faith in humanity.
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germbrain 2
I think that the question is not as stupid as it first appears. Because of the point that it is summer in Australia right now, you could assume that they change the months... But well, the question is still pretty silly.
tsent8 15
No it's August brrr
wizzbee 13
..you're sure he didn't say MOvember?
LiterOfCola 16
You sound idiotic 45.
magicdancer 4
Are you serious? What is happening to our generation?
MSCCG 16
November isn't just a month, it's a state of mind. But yeah that kid is an idiot.
Blue329 15
Kids these days!
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
You should've turned to em and said. It's also yesterday there too. That teenager's mind would've been BLOOOOOOWN
EsOSiQueEs 14
Would your mind be blown if I said it's not yesterday in Australia, it's tomorrow? -_-
djjmax 7
Kill us now
NickPaulson 6
Relax people it's a meme joke
NickPaulson 6
I hate that that's how teenagers are represented- by a small group of ninnies And the previous comment was to the comments on 5